Chapter 35 - Accident

             

             

             So, what is the verdict ?

             

             We can't advance much today, place looks dangerous...

             

             This was the punishment hall of the old sect ?

             

             More like herb garden..

             

             We'll go at it tomorrow, let's make camp.. elder.

             

             What ever you say, said elderChalazian..

            

            ...

             

             Tomorrow, they have started to explore the ruins at large. 

             

             Hey i found some pills...

             

             Let me see said elder Chalazian..

             

             These are regular grade healing pills... or at least look like it..

             

             What is the blue symbol etched into the pill ?

             

             It's what curious said elder Chalazian, usually these are grade marks, but i'

            ve never seen anything lke this, looks very sophisticated.

             

             ...

             

             What are you doing Larchen ? Fowliang asked over their link as usual..

             I'm training.. my wife...

             Are you okay, you sound bad...  Where are you ?

             I'm at the sect..

             Don't snap at me.. i didn't like your tone... just now...

             I'm at the sect, training happilly...All is well

             Alright, Larchen

             

             ...Weird...Is he cheating on me.. Fowliang thought to herself.. Probably mayb

              e he learned some

             manners, to remain quite and adequetly proper.. Could he have been becoming a

            kind man after his old age of 21...Would wonders never cease ?

             

            He sounded like he was trying to change his race.. not his cultivation... He i

            s going to break through...It seems...How the times have changed, i was an

            exception back then.. but the  age called for it...Look

            at him becoming a heroic figure, rising from meagre means...

            

            Larchen is a real spinner, i can't believe i allowed him to have his way.. Mr.

            reality alll he time, its so nerve grating... she thought.. A true dumbass.. at

            a world that is so cold.. I should have been

            penalized for my sinful actions... He'll probably come home today and.. and de

            stroy my female organs with his big pen... sigh..

            

            What the hell is going on..? Larchen asked over the line.. 

            Ehm, sorry about that i've shouted a bit too loudly

            Screaming more like..

            When are you coming home Larchen... 

            Ehm, Larchen grinned slowly as realization set in, i'll be right there...

            

            

            ...

            

            Your thing is becoming an international sensation, so much as its size goes..

            You want it tough or ... lovely

            Hey.. at least make some conversation at least..

            Larchen pounded his wife elder Fowliang in the bed repeatedly, there can never

            be anyone else Fowliang, he said every once in a while...

            

           ....

           

           What are you doing ?

           Building a self sustaining energy source.. It'll help us around the house, power

           things up..

           Where did you get it ?

           One of the travelling merchants, i bought the design from him..

           Do you think we should add another floor to the house ?

           How about we raise the ground entirely...

           This thing can do that ?

           I don't think so..

           

           Suddenly the battery exploded... and the two people near, namely Larchen and

           Fowliang were too surprised to defend themselves with inner energy..

           

           ...

           

           They gave me 2 weeks vacation until i heal.. All your fault Larchen...

           Sorry.. very sorry, Larchen had his limbs bound to bed frames with white casts.

           Fowliang sipped her fruit juice..  want a drink ?

           I suppose so.. What isthis, so expensive...

           Fowliang, suddenly came over and sit on Larchen in the bed.

           Larchen let a great scream.. 

           You can't run Larchen... She started making out with him...

           You can't be serious..

           

           Fowliang ignored his whimpering, and her own, and merged her body

           with his, both being hospitalized,  and with various parts of their body injured..

           and they enacted the dance of mating. It was a natural act, as they did thousands

           of times before, but never where Larchen was heavily wounded..Even so, he

           acted as he always did..

           

           Larchen looked at Fowliang's face as if he was seeing her for the first time, she

           was older and more bony.. He never noticed before.. there was a such a woman

           behind her face, it must have been the injury that broke the spell, it wasn't

           different, just she truly was a grandma..a strong and valiant one, but also

           ancient...

           

           So what do you think ? Fowliang asked... 

           Larchen said nothing, and resumed his act...They embraced each other,

           consuming each other's flesh.

           

           Fowliang were suggesting that foreplay were just about enough.. For just a

           moment Larchen irked back, seeing her wrinkled body.. Face was one

           thing, but a body full of wounds were ..

           

           Fowliang sighed..

           

           I-...

           

           You are scared ?

           

           No... just let me do my thing... as usual..

           

           Go ahead, no one is stoppping you Fowlian said dryly...

           

           Larchen does what he always did...  however after a while bed couldn't take

           their combined weight and it collapsed..

           

           Larchen screamed once again..

           

           What the hell is going on.. They 've fell right into the sect's council chamber

           which was having a serious war discussion...

           

           Elders, Fowliang said.. Larchen's dick was perfectly placed inside her wrinkly

           legs.. Her face looked as she was back then when she was a bloody mercenary..

           with a hood and ghoulish face.... she looked like a vampire,